i just don’t have the heart to tell JUZ10 BEEBAHS WIFE that canada isn’t in europe

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me: does anyone want to go to a concert with me?
real life friends:
me:
real life friends:
internet friends: YES OKAY I'LL BOOK A FLIGHT AND WE CAN HAVE A SLUMBER PARTY AT YOUR HOUSE AND HUNT THEM DOWN AFTER THE SHOW AND MEET THEM AND MAKE THEM LOVE US AND MOVE IN WITH THEM

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I changed my friend’s email signature to “I CANNOT STOP FARTING!!!!!!!!!” in size 72 font and she doesn’t know how to change it back & she’s been emailing teachers omfg i love me

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Rue is a small yellow flower that grows in the Meadow. Rue. Primrose.

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finnickdistractsme:

#still get excited over stills I haven’t seen even though I’ve seen the movie five times

finnickdistractsme:

#still get excited over stills I haven’t seen even though I’ve seen the movie five times

Avocado is a fruit.

onedirecting:

When people say they like my blog I calmly say thank you with a smiley but on the inside I want to bake you a cake and make you a mixed CD filled with all your old favorite songs that you can’t remember anymore so that when you play it you feel all nostalgic and happy and then throw glitter at you because I love you.